you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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