Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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