belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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