Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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