He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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