I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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