I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think brook has ever known best
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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