Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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