dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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