Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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