Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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