never play flip cup with pint glasses
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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