this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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