she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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