I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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