Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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