this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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