I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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