She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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