This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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