you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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