If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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