Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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