Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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