I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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