belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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