didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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