when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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