please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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