I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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