porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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