I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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