U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
True strength comes from lack of pants
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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