They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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