This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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