Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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