my phone needs a breathalizer
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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