This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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