He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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