Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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