You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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