No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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