i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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