What did we do last night that was yellow?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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