I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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