She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
