Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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