my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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