Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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