some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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