whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
