i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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