it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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