I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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