What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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