Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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