So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think I am morally bankrupt
Too much gin, very little bucket
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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