I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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