Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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