She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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