just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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